I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
Related:
- I Like Liquor:
Ethyl... - If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it
because I can't swim.
- Bob... - While this accident in Alaska has shown the world that water and oil do not
mix,
I wonder how many have gotten the real message - that... - The answer is alcohol.
I don't remember the question... - Anyone can walk on water,
just know where the rocks are... - I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, men,
and hockey... - I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women,
and hockey... - I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874... - Data: "I believe I may be of some assistance. Captain Scott is unaware
of the existence of synthehol." Scott:
"'S-synthehol'?" Data: "Yes, sir. It is an alcohol...
