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• Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.
• I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
• Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. -- Al Capp, in "Esquire", 1970
• Nature, whose sweet rains fall of just and unjust alike, will have clefts in the rocks where I may hide, and secret valleys in whose silence I may weep undetected.
  She will hang the night with stars so that I may walk abroad in the darkness without stumbling, and send the wind over my footprints so that none may track me to my hu...
• Carl: Hey, where's Homer? How'd he get out of this?
  Homer: [from the top of a cliff] Hey, everybody!...
• What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow in his footsteps?
• When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago in wintertime.