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• I believe in reincarnation. I've had other lives. I know.
  I have clues. First of all, I'm exhausted. -- Carol Siskind...
• When I think of some of the men I've slept with--if they were women, I wouldn't have had lunch with them.
  -- Carol Siskind...
• I asked this guy if he had the time. He said he'd love to give it to me, but he wasn't sure he could make the commitment.
  -- Carol Siskind...
• Instead of the Miss America Pageant I could enter the Miss Neurosis Pageant.
  Among my hobbies are stewing in my own juices and blowing things out of proportion....
• Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date.
• Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. -- Carol Burne
• I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!
• If you come home and he's using your diaphragm for an ashtray, it's over. -- Carol Siskind
• The good thing about prison is that you never have to wonder what to wear. -- Carol Siskind