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• People are like onions -- you cut them up, and they make you cry.
• Things that make you go "aww fuck" -- Kate Hollera
• But you thaid is was a pith helmet!
• You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire.
  All you're doing is recording it. -- Art Buchwald...
• Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full Of direst cruelty!
  make thick my blood, Stop up the access and passage to remorse That no compunctious visiting of nature Shake my fell purpose, not keep peace between The effect and it!...
• Moonshine ... on my shoulders ... makes me slip'ry .
  .. Moonshine ... in my eyes ... would make me cry ....
• I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside.
  I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said....
• Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal.
  -- Black Sabbath "Paranoid...
• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....