I Bet If You Were A Mummy Wrapper In Ancient Egyp

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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you would
constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before
I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because
I am NOT unwrapping him later."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey