If You Were A Gladiator In Olden Days, I Bet The Inefficiency Of How The Gladiator Fights Were Organized And Scheduled Would Just Drive You Up A Wall.

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If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the
gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you up a wall.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey