I am the soap scum that lines your tub.
Related:
- I
am
the
sig!
which
George
McQuary
probably
would not
approve of
because the
lines exceed
the number of
most terminals
(24) still used
on most computer
monitors.
You are therefore asked to restrict the number of lines... - I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house,
so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or... - I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house,
so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire... - I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house,
so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or... - I am overqualified?
Allow me to remove some lines from my resume..... - Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving
messages.
My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub... - I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. Please,
I'll only put it in for a minute. What am I, a microwave... - I am a .signature,
and I want to be your friend... - Books, the children of the brain.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
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Tale of a Tub, Sect....
