I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. Please, I'll only put it
in for a minute. What am I, a microwave?
-- Beverly Mickins
in for a minute. What am I, a microwave?
-- Beverly Mickins
Related:
- I love you, not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you.
- Roy... - most of us learned about love the hard way. Even warnings are probably
useless,
for somehow, despite the severest warnings of parents... - I am the soap scum that lines
your tub... - Picard: "The only benefit to the Klingon Empire...would be our gratitude."
B'Ijik:
"That is what you want me to tell him?!" Picard: "Yes... - I 'll make thee glorious by my pen,
And famous by my sword.
Marquis of Montrose (1612-1650) -- My Dear and only... - I only wish that I were what I was when I wished that
I would be what I am now... - If I was human I would.
Wait a minute! I AM... - The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
I almost went back in time. -- Steven...
From the same category:
- I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff.
Bill... - The world is divided into people who do things as they are,
and those who do things as they ought to be. --... - One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs
out of is fresh paint... - There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of manual
labour.
Oscar Wilde (1854... - I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
Steven...
