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• The voice is a second signature. R. I. Fitzhenry
• I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend than be one.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one. -- Clarence Darrow
• You are a wise man my friend. Not yet sir. But with your help, I am learning.
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• Barney Theme Song I love you, you love me, I brainwash your kids with TV Buy my stuff, spend spend spend, I just want to be your friend -- Karl Rademacher, gsu0010@ecn.
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• Dear Emily: Today I posted an article and forgot to include my signature.
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• I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now
• I am merely responding to your nonsensical ramblings.