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• BLOOD Blood is a substance which runs around and around your body.
  It ensures that you know when you've cut yourself, because suddenly whatever has a cut goes red....
• University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
  They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
• MILLERS ROAD, BROOKLYN: Westgate Freeway to Blackshaw Road, road reconstruction will restrict traffic to one lane each way until about 31 May.
  A roadworkers' strike will then delay construction another three months, followed by an earthquake later in the year that will require complete reconstruction of the area....
• BASEBALL A pointless little game in which a couple of dozen people run around a diamond formation as fast as they can, just to get back to where they started.
  Beats me why they didn't just stay at home base in the first place....
• OBJECT Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous in its description of anything, and not actually meaning very much.
  Generally most useful when you want to describe something, but are unaware what the fuck it is....
• OCEAN A large body of water between countries, which is probably the biggest peace-keeper in the world, preventing more countries from being permanently at each others' throats.
  Readers are advised when crossing oceans to always look both ways, and never walk on the water unless you are Christ....
• One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about human beings was their habit of continually stating and repeating the obviou
  as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?...
• NOSE Outlet located in the middle of the face. Used for smelling, breathing, and the output of extraneous waste.
  Beats me why snot couldn't have exited through the arse like most of the other waste coming out of the body....
• GENITALS The bits of the body that are used specifically for rude purposes.
  They come in varying shapes and sizes, and are used in varying ways....