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• FACE The mass of skin, teeth and other parts that form the front section of the head.
  Faces can be arranged in any number of combinations, for differing reactions, such as horror, nausea, and laughter....
• Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have more lawyers?
  New Jersey had first choice....
• ZEBRA A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different colours, and with optional spots.
  Zebras are now almost extinct, most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian crossings....
• RAIN Another one of those things that is great to watch when you're not caught in it.
  Perhaps what we need to do is somehow make intelligent clouds that rain, but not actually *on* people....
• WAR I think Frankie Goes To Hollywood had it right.
  Put the leaders - the actual people who've insulted each others' grandmothers or whatever - in the ring, and let them beat the shit out of each other....
• HOW MUCH OF A COMPUTER DAG ARE YOU? How many people that you see regularly do you talk to more often electronically than face-to-face?
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• VAULT Like a basement, but more sinister. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• VELOCITY Like speed, but more scientific-sounding. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA