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• How many surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now....
• How many orthopedic surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why don't you just let us take out the socket? You aren't using it anyway, and it will only cause you trouble later....
• How many Unix system vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. All of the light bulbs you have are 'standard variants' and as such won't fit your particular implementation of the socket....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....
• How many Microsoft employees -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One - but Bill Gates must inspect every single bulb and socket before the operation is started....
• How many quantum mechanicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They can't. If they know where the socket is, they cannot locate the new bulb....
• How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....