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• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• How many pot growers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead....
• How many Rochester residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo....
• How many Oliver Norths -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Hell, how can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran....
• How many gun control advocates -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Let the police do it - private citizens can't be trusted with light bulbs !...