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  None. They just define darkness as an industry standard....
• How many Microsoft technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but the guitarist has to show him fi...
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - it will be fined (fixed ?) in the next version....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to change the bulb and one to say "Yeah, that sounds just like it....
• How many homophobes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It obviously has to be done by just one. They don't screw around with other men....
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch....