Bromberg's Second Law Of Auto Repair: No Matter How Minor The Task, You Will Inevitably End Up Covered With Grease And Motor Oil.

Bromberg's Second Law Of Auto Repair: No Matter How Minor The Task, You Will Inevitably End Up Covered With Grease And Motor Oil.

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Bromberg's Second Law of Auto Repair: No matter how minor the
task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor
oil.

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1. When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
2. No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil....
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