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• First Law of Bicycling No matter which way you ride it's uphill and against the wind.
• No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind. -- First Law of Bicycling
• The shortest distance between two points has a bridge out.
• A lot of my countrymen say rude things about England because it has the lowest standard of living in the world, and I don't think that's fair.
  I think that's mean and horrid. Because I know England will rise again....