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• The less important you are on the table of organization, the more you'll be missed if you don't show up for work.
• The more one produces, the less one gets. -- Augustine's Law Number XLI -- Norman R.
  Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• If you don't need it, you will have in on file, and if you need it, the file will be lost, or you don't have it.
  The more urgent the need, the less likely you will be to find the needed response....
• If it doesn't work, expand it. -- Schrank's First Law The greater the magnitude, the less notice will be taken that it does not work.
  -- Corollary...
• The Party Law: The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.
• The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make. Ozman's Law
• The following appeared in a newsletter from a political organization.
  "In order to promote economic growth in the city, city residents should vote 'yes' on the state government's proposal to build a new expressway linking the outlying suburbs directly to the city center....
• You know you are over the hill when your work is less fun and your fun is more work.
• The more pretentious the corporate name, the smaller the organization.
  (For instance, the Murphy Center for the Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, and AT&T....