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• What time is it? I don't know, it keeps changing.
• My keyboard keeps changing what I type.
• I can't always control what my mind thinks!
• Skinner: Edna! Krabappel: Seymour. Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
  Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't follow you....
• I don't know what to do! I can't make decisions! I'm a president!
• Never mind the facts - I know what I know.
• People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
  I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk....
• Inconstitencies of opinion which may arise from time to time due to contingencies which may not be anticipated are often justifiable except when you do them
  ince for you, consistency requires that you be as dumb today as you were yesterday and the day before that....