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• If a situation requires undivided attention, it will occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.
  -- Hutchinson's Law...
• The law neither does nor requires idle acts.
• Dude's Law of Duality: Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
• Marge: I guess we're not going to find anyone. Lisa
  We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?...
• cycle crunch: n. A situation wherein the number of people trying to use a computer simultaneously has reached the point where no one can get enough cycles because they are spread too thin and the system has probably begun to {thrash}.
  This scenario is an inevitable result of Parkinson's Law applied to timesharing....
• ATTENTION
• Morris's Law of Conferences: The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.
• The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.
  -- Morris' Law of Conference...
• The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord. -- Turnaucka's Law