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• Heid's First Law: Women's Liberation didn't.
• Arthur's First Law of Love: People to whom you are attracted inevitably think you remind them of someone else.
• If at first you don't succeed, try someone else.
• The earlier you arrive at the airport for your flight, the later your flight will depart.
  -- The First Law Of Air Travel...
• Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know about it before you get home.
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
• Don't get up too early in the morning, because the early bird gets the worm, and no matter how you try to prepare it, breakfast is just awful.
• Aphorisms by Leonid Sukhorukov * An aphorism is a one-line novel.
  (quoted in an article"Aphorism 2006" by John Leo, editor of "US News and World Report") * Wisdom is the meeting point of doubt and certainty....