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• T was the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring,--not even a mouse
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• A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
• If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer. -- Morton's Law
• Morton's Law: If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
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• Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
• Identical units tested identically will not behave identically in the field.
  -- The RPCISPE's Eighteenth Universal Law...