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• Christmas tree n. A kind of RS-232 line tester or breakout box featuring rows of blinking red and green LEDs suggestive of Christmas lights.
• Nobody home but the lights, and they're out too.
• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.
• Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
• Life: Too many questions, too few answers.
• Christmas tree: n. A kind of RS-232 line tester or breakout box featuring rows of blinking red and green LEDs suggestive of Christmas lights.
  -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• Spock: "She can still outrun us. And outgun us. But there is the Mutura Nebula at 1-5-3 Mark 4.
  Kirk: "Scotty, can we make it inside?" Scott: "The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree so don't give me too many bumps....
• So many idiots, too few flame-throwers.
• 'Handipaks' of screws always contain too few or too many for the job.