Working Cook's Laws: 1. If you're wondering if you took the meat
out to thaw, you didn't. 2. If you're wondering if you left the
coffee pot plugged in, you did.
out to thaw, you didn't. 2. If you're wondering if you left the
coffee pot plugged in, you did.
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