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• Hello, just in case you were wondering the checks in the mail.
  If you weren't, then tell my wonderful answering machine just what was on your mind....
• Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time, but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here, I just want you to know I'll be there to score you on the rebound.
  Zapp...
• I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!
  Fry "Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?...
• Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
• Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
  Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
• As a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.
  Zapp...
• Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.
  -Leela...
• Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type." -Leela