"Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around." (Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.) ~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930
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Lenny: [hesitating] Uh, let's see. I'll have... one... - Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble
here now that your wife's a cop?
Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one... - Alimony:
The screwing you get for the screwing you got... - Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now.
Pete: I_m fine!
I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and... - Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings
with me.
Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men... - Call me back so I can hang up
on you... - Chicagoan: "So, where're you from?"
Hoosier:
"What's wrong with Indiana... - If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat.
Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection... - Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in
Halstead,
Kansas...
From the same category:
- Do you know where I can get any shit?"
--Lenny Bruce,
comedian, 1925... - Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." ~~ John Barrymore,
actor, d. May 29,... - I'm surprised..
" ~~ Aleister... - What is the question?"
--Gertrude Stein, writer,
1874-July 27,... - Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait." (In response to an attending doctor who attempted to comfort him by saying,
"General, I fear the angels are waiting for you.")...
