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• Taxes: A government term for screwing you without kissing you.
• Alimony is paying for something you don't get.
• GST- Government Screwing Taxpaye
• The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.
  -- The Reliability Principle...
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around.
  (Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.) ~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930...
• Lisa: [echoic from Bart's dream] First prize! First prize!
  First prize! Bart: Why are you saying that? Lisa: Just screwing with your mind....
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -- George Carli
• Time flies even when you're screwing around.