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Humorix Stories
- NOTICE
LinuxForecast.com has issued a Slashdot Effect Watch for your domain
effective for the next 48 hours.
Forecast models indicate that Taco Boy is
planning...
- I Want My Bugs!
An entymologist in Georgia is threatening to sue Microsoft over false
advertising in Windows 2000.
"According to Microsoft, Win2K contains
63,000 bugs...
- Freaks In Linux Houses Shouldn't Throw FUD
By Mr. Stu Poor,
technology pundit for the Arkansas "Roadkill
Roundup"...
- Man Charged With Crashing Windows
MOUNTAIN HOME, AR -
Eric Turgent, a closet Linux advocate, was arrested...
- Affordable Virtual Beowulf Cluster
Every nerd drools over Beowulf clusters,
but very few have even seen one,
much less own one...
- Anatomy Of A Ziff-Davis Pundit
Collected Jesse Berst ramblings from the past few years:
"I've always said Linux could be a serious challenger...
- Another Satisfied
MICROSOFT Customer.
+----------+ As the inventor of the Internet, I know...
- Will Silicon Valley Become A Ghost Town?
Back in the 80s,
businessmen hoped that computers would usher in a
paperless...
- What I'd like to see is a prohibition on Microsoft incorporating
multi-megabyte Easter Eggs and other stupid bloatware into Windows and
Office.
A typical computer with pre-installed Microsoft...
- Breaking up Microsoft isn't enough. What the court needs to do is start
breaking kneecaps.
The BSD Daemon, when asked by Humorix for his reaction...
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