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• Linux Drinking Game (Abridged) With a group of friends, take turns reading articles about Linux from popular media sources (Ziff-Davis AnchorDesk is recommended) or postings on Usenet (try alt.
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• Press Release -- For Immediate Release Microsoft Corporation, Redmond, WA .
  ..Virtually all version of Linux (and Unix) contain a security hole that allows unauthorized users to gain complete control over the machine....
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  COM: One of my in-laws gifted me a CD-ROM containing the text of every "....
• The Latest Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Bashing Linux As used by Jesse Berst and Fred Moody.
  .. 1. Write a scathing article attacking some facet of Linux and publish it 2....
• Microsoft Open Source Solitaire REDMOND, WA -- In a first attempt at "embrace-and-extend" of open source software
  Microsoft will release its popular Solitaire and FreeCell games as open source under the MILA (Microsoft Innovative License Agreement)....
• Stallman's Latest Proclamation Richard M. Stallman doesn't want you to say "Windows" anymore.
  He is now advocating that people call this OS by its real name...
• What Did Santa Claus Bring You In 1999? (#1) LINUS TORVALDS
  Santa didn't bring me anything, but Tim O'Reilly just gave me a large sum of money to publish my new book, "Linus Torvalds' Official Guide To Receiving Fame, Fortune, and Hot Babes By Producing Your Own Unix-Like Operating System In Only 10 Years"....
• Missouri Town Changes Name to 'Linux' LINUX, MO -- The small Missouri town of Linn, county seat of Osage County, announced yesterday that it will be henceforth called 'Linux'.
  Mayor Bob Farrow said, "Linn needed something to put it on the map....
• Linux Rally Held in Pennsylvania HARRISBURG, PA -- Thousands of Linux advocates gathered at the Pennsylvania state capitol building earlier today.
  They were protesting the state's recent three year deal with Microsoft to install Windows NT on all state computer systems....