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Humorix Stories
- The Humorix Oracle explains how to get a job at a major corporation:
1. Find an exploit in Microsoft IIS or another buggy...
- 8GB Ought To Be Enough For Anybody
REDMOND, WA --
In a shocking move, Microsoft has revealed that the...
- Bill Gates Receives Slap On Wrist; Carpal Tunnel Flares Up
The phrase "slap on the wrist" usually signifies an extremely minor
punishment received for a crime.
In Bill Gates' case, the punishment...
- Jon Splatz's Movie Review: "Lord of the Pings"
I've never walked out on a movie before.
When I pay $9.50 to see a movie
(plus $16.50 for snacks)...
- Press Release -- For Immediate Release
Microsoft Corporation,
Redmond, WA
...Virtually all version of Linux (and...
- NEW YORK -- Publishers from all across the country met this week at the
first annual Book Publishers Assocation of America (BPAA) meeting.
Many of
the booths on the showroom floor were devoted...
- Microsoft Employees Go On Strike, Demand Reduced Salaries
REDMOND,
WA -- Several hundred programmers walked off their...
- Insurance Company To Offer Microsoft Audit Protection Plans
LOUDON,
TENNESSEE -- Companies, organizations, and government...
- Severe Acronym Shortage Cripples Computer Industry
SILICON VALLEY,
CALIFORNIA (SVC) -- According to a recent study by...
- Solving The Virus Problem Once And For All
System administrators across the globe have tried installing anti-virus
software.
They've tried lecturing employees not to open unsolicited...
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