- The Humorix Oracle explains how to get a job at a major corporatio
- 8GB Ought To Be Enough For Anybody
REDMOND, WA -- In a shocking move, Microsoft has revealed that the new
Xbox console will only contain an 8 gigabyte hard drive.
This implies that
the machines will... - Bill Gates Receives Slap On Wrist; Carpal Tunnel Flares Up
The phrase "slap on the wrist" usually signifies an extremely minor
punishment received for a crime.
In Bill Gates' case, the punishment se... - Jon Splatz's Movie Review: "Lord of the Pings"
I've never walked out on a movie before.
When I pay $9.50 to see a movie
(plus $16.... - Press Release -- For Immediate Release
Microsoft Corporation, Redmond, WA
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- NEW YORK -- Publishers from all across the country met this week at the
first annual Book Publishers Assocation of America (BPAA) meeting.
Many of
the booths on the showroom floor were devoted to the... - Microsoft Employees Go On Strike, Demand Reduced Salaries
REDMOND, WA -- Several hundred programmers walked off their jobs at
Microsoft Headquarters on Friday to protest their shoddy public image.
- Insurance Company To Offer Microsoft Audit Protection Plans
LOUDON, TENNESSEE -- Companies, organizations, and government agencies all
across the world are facing a disaster of epic proportio
he... - Severe Acronym Shortage Cripples Computer Industry
SILICON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA (SVC) -- According to a recent study by the
Blartner Group, 99.
5% of all possible five letter combinations have
already...
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