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Humorix Stories
- UNobfuscated Perl Code Contest
The Perl Gazette has announced the winners in the First Annual Unobfuscated
Perl Code Contest.
First place went to Edwin Fuller, who submitted this...
- Computers have rights, too. Everyone talks about the rights of animals,
but so far nothing has been said about the tragic plight...
- This nation is sinking into the quicksand of the Paperwork Age,
a
postmodern world in which judges issue meta-injuctions...
- World Domination, One CPU Cycle At A Time
Forget about searching for alien signals or prime numbers.
The real
distributed computing application is "Domination@World"...
- The Socioeconomic Group Formerly Known As "Geeks"
Nobody wants to be called a "geek" anymore.
The label, once worn proudly by
members of the tech...
- Microsoft Fights Linux -- By Contributing Kernel Patches
If you can't beat 'em,
join 'em... and then destory 'em. That seems to be...
- Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia
(first verse)
I got this bark letter the other day,
"Stop using our trademark or you will pay".
I said...
- Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia
(second verse,
abridged)
Patents, copyrights, and trademarks,
Those...
- Microsoft Website Crashes, World Does Not Come To An End
REDMOND,
WA -- In a crushing blow to Bill Gates' ego, world...
- Oops," Says MPAA President
Recently, the United States filed a legal brief in support of the MPAA's
argument that linking to the DeCSS source code is not protected by the
First Amendment.
At the...
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