- Anonymous Noncoward writes, "For my Economics 101 class,
I have to pretend to be Bill Gates and write an editorial... - Are you sick of wasting valuable seconds while ingesting caffeine or
eating a cold pizza?
Is your programming project running behind because... - DeCSS T-Shirt Used To Commit Piracy!
College student Cody Potter stunned the world yesterday... - Brown Orifice" Is Only The Beginning
Last week security holes were found in Netscape's Java implementation that
allowed it to act as a web server.
Earlier today, a hacker announced that he had... - Look Out! It's Microsoft Outlook
An old maxim in the Unix community states,
"All programs expand until they can read mail... except... - The Next Big Thing: "Clairvoyant Consultants"
Nobody likes to deal with tech support or customer service reps.
A growing number of people are getting sick of being... - The Linux House 1.01
Mr. Billy O'Nair knows how to build a house.
The 24 year old retired dotcom billionaire has constructed... - Clippit Charged With Attempted Murder
Microsoft's Dancing Paper Clip turned violent last week and nearly killed
a university student testing a new Windows-based human-computer interface.
The victim... - Throwing Windows Out The Window
The Federal Bureau Of Missing Socks has banned the use of Microsoft Windows
and Office on all employee computers.
But don't get too excited; they aren't going to... - Unobfuscated Perl (#1)
A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use
really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and
UNobfuscation.
With this pragma in force, the...
