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• Smugglers were arrested at the Canadian border by Microsoft-FBI for attempting to import copies of banned 'Linux' software.
  Such contraband is prohibited by the 35th Amendment because it infringes on the inalienable right of Microsoft to make money....
• When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player, and join the circus.
  With the Yankees, I've accomplished both. -- Craig Nettles, New York Yankees Third Basema...
• Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
• Whatever can go to New York, will. -- Murray's Rule of Baseball
• Baseball has been bery bery gooood to me.
• Just do it. -- Nike
• A League of their Own There's no crying in baseball! --Tom Hank
• Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the football game.
  -- paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" -- he used baseball instead...