Earlier Today A New York Account Executive Was Arrested For Revealing An Account Or Description Of A Yankees Baseball Game Without The Prior Written Permission Of Major League Baseball.

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"...Earlier today a New York account executive was arrested for revealing
an account or description of a Yankees baseball game without the prior
written permission of Major League Baseball. The man has been turned over
to MLB's parent company, Nike Sports Monopoly, for sentencing at the Nike
SuperMax Prison in Albany..."

-- Excerpt from a radio broadcast during the first day of the Month of
Disney (formerly December), 2028