Smugglers Were Arrested At The Canadian Border By Microsoft-FBI For Attempting To Import Copies Of Banned 'Linux' Software.

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"...Smugglers were arrested at the Canadian border by Microsoft-FBI for
attempting to import copies of banned 'Linux' software. Such contraband is
prohibited by the 35th Amendment because it infringes on the inalienable
right of Microsoft to make money. Said one MS-FBI prosecutor, 'This is
just the latest salvo against Capitalism by the corporate terrorists in
Finland. We must put an end to these atrocities which irreperably harm
Microsoft employees, stockholders, customers, and ultimately the entire

-- Excerpt from a radio broadcast during the first day of the Month of
Disney (formerly December), 2028