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• You think New York is bad? You ought to go to Detroit.
  You can go ten blocks and never leave the scene of the crime. -- Red Skelto...
• Whatever isn't forbidden is required. -- Murray Gell-Ma
• Murray's Rule of Football: The wrong quarterback is the one who's in there.
• A free agent is anything but. -- Murray's Rule of Basketball
• Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't. -- Murray's Rule
• Murray's Rule: Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
• It's a hybrid of texas-state bluegrass, and a New York sensimillia.
  This stuff is great, cuz you can go play a good eighteen holes on it, take it home, and get stoned enough to play jesus bells on it....
• When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player, and join the circus.
  With the Yankees, I've accomplished both. -- Craig Nettles, New York Yankees Third Basema...
• What do you say we take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the baseball game?
  The nye [New York] Mets are my favorite squadron....