I've Figured Out The Boy's Punishment. First, He's Grounded.
I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No
leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact,
no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
No leaving the house, not even for school....
Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....
Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English.
Many people wonder where the word eggnog comes from....
Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
You testified for the Quimby boy even though it was putting your own head in a noose....
The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....