Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare
-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare
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- Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh!
Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is... - Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob!
Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. ... - cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson,
with the message, "I am coming to kill you slowly _and_... - You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help... - Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!!
Homer: [blinded, bumping around,
with the doll strapped to his head] Marge! ... - Um, I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty-fat fat fat",
and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but... - Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
And once a man is in your home, anything... - Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror... - When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart,
the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about...
From the same category:
- That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day.
Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can... - I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird,
strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... - Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.
Bart and Lisa: Noooooo! Homer: Mainly your mother... - As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family.
Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like... - Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Homer Simpson The...
