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• Homer: How _could_ you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?
  Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
  No leaving the house, not even for school....
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man!
  Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do....
• Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully. Marge
  [bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...
• Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
  Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...
• Beekeeper 1: Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.
  Homer: Bees are on the what now? Beekeeper 2...