Stealing?! How Could You?! Haven't You Learned Anything From That Guy Who Gives Those Sermons At Church?
Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
Homer: How _could_ you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?
Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
No leaving the house, not even for school....
Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man!
Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do....
Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully. Marge
[bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...
Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...
Beekeeper 1: Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.
Homer: Bees are on the what now? Beekeeper 2...