I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what
about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke
cigars?
-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven
The Telltale Head
about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke
cigars?
-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven
The Telltale Head
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Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions. Bart... - I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know:
the only ones among you who will be really happy are... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - To let understanding stop at what can be understood is a
high attainment.
Those who cannot do it will be destroyed on the lathe... - We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those
who don't.
Frank A.... - Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world.
Moe:
[outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's... - Bart: Cool, man, Space Mutants 4. Let me off! Let me off!
Marge: No way, Jose. Homer: Marge, they're only space... - You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with... - Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church?
Captain What's-his-name? -- Homer Simpson Marge...
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- Alone! I'm alone! I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been
planet orbited by a cold,
indifferent sun! -- Homer Simpson El Viaje... - Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister.
I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love... - Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.
Homer Simpson The Call of the... - Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
Homer Simpson Homer's... - He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of
charging $6.95 for it.
Moe Syzlak Flaming...
