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• Anyway, rock and roll had become stagnant. "Achy Breaky Heart" was seven years away
  omething had to fill the void. That something was barbershop....
• Homer: Hmm, "Baby on Board..." [sings] Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward.
  .. [spoken] This thing writes itself!...
• There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night.
  -- Homer Simpson Homers Barbershop Quarte...
• It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood
  People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel...
• Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
  Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
• Homer: Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the tire, so why don't I tell you more of the story?
  -- A tire blows out on the Simpson car, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman.
  She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred....
• Abe: That's my son up there! Man: What, the balding fat-ass?
  Abe: Uh, no, the...Hindu guy. -- Abe thinks under pressure, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Marge: Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
  -- Marge buys a "Baby On Board" sign, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...