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• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood
  People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel...
• Rock 'n' Roll had become stagnant. `Achy Breaky Heart' was seven years away.
  Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop....
• Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge! Nigel: [with consternation] Oh, yes.
  ..Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret....
• Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good, honest work.
  Woman: How much is this quart of milk? Apu: Twelve dollars....
• Homer: Hmm, "Baby on Board..." [sings] Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward.
  .. [spoken] This thing writes itself!...
• Homer: Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the tire, so why don't I tell you more of the story?
  -- A tire blows out on the Simpson car, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
  Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
• Moe: Those girls you paid to scream are doing a great job.
  Nigel: _I_ didn't pay any girls to scream. Moe: Huh?...