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• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
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  Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. Homer: It's all right. I understand....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?...
• Lisa: I can't believe you're not still popular. Ba
  What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?...
• Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
  That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad, I don't understand....
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• Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good, honest work.
  Woman: How much is this quart of milk? Apu: Twelve dollars....