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• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
  You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....
• Don't have a cow, Dad. -- Bart, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Homer: Bart! Lisa! [swans stampede Homer] Willya.
  .. D'oh... Where are are you kids! [Bart beans Homer with a rock] Ow!...
• Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
  Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons] [Bart presses each button a few times] Toy...
• Lisa: Here Dad, I brought you some nice -- aah! [sees Homer with a potted plant] Home
  Good news, Lisa: I don't need your mother any more!...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: You remember the rules from last year? Ba
  Yeah, shut my mouth and let your boss win. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
  Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't....