Homer: Quick Bart, Give Me A Kiss. Bart: Kiss You?
Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss.
Bart: Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....
Don't have a cow, Dad. -- Bart, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
Homer: Bart! Lisa! [swans stampede Homer] Willya.
.. D'oh... Where are are you kids! [Bart beans Homer with a rock] Ow!...
Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons] [Bart presses each button a few times] Toy...
Lisa: Here Dad, I brought you some nice -- aah! [sees Homer with a potted plant] Home
Good news, Lisa: I don't need your mother any more!...
Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: You remember the rules from last year? Ba
Yeah, shut my mouth and let your boss win. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't....