Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss.
Bart: Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Bart: Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Related:
- Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Burns: Make yourselves at home.
Bart: Hear that Dad?
You can lie around in your underwear and scratch ... - Don't have a cow, Dad.
-- Bart,
"There's No Disgrace Like... - Homer: Bart! Lisa! [swans stampede Homer] Willya.
D'oh... Where are are you kids! [Bart beans... - Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons]... - Lisa: Here Dad, I brought you some nice -- aah!
[sees Homer with a potted plant]
Homer:
Good news, Lisa: I don't need your mother any more... - Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic,
so I want you to show your father some love... - Homer: You remember the rules from last year?
Bart:
Yeah, shut my mouth and let your boss win. -- "There's... - Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other
kid who needs you even more.
Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers"...
