Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
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