Marge: Here's Your Lemonade, And Here's Your Beer. Ooh, You're Such A Vigorous Young Go-getter.
Marge: Here's your lemonade, and here's your beer. Ooh, you're such a
vigorous young go-getter. When's your next coffee break?
Homer: [lascivious] Any time I want...[growls]
-- Homer's dream world, part one, "King-Size Homer"
Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes one] Thank you!...
Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
Homer: Hey, buddy, you got to let me in your car -- Vendo
[frightened] Take anything you want, man! Take it all!...