Burns: Simpson, how old do you think I am?
Homer: I dunno. A hundred and two?
Burns: [sadly] I'm only eighty-one...
-- Missed it by that much, "Simpson and Delilah"
Homer: I dunno. A hundred and two?
Burns: [sadly] I'm only eighty-one...
-- Missed it by that much, "Simpson and Delilah"
Related:
- Homer: [ahem] A lot of you would think I was crazy if I did this.
[burns a dollar bill] Burns: He's crazy! -- Homer... - Burns: I'm giving you your old job back.
Homer: Oh,
thank you, thank you, thank you! Burns: Now get out... - Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall]... - Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.
Burns:
Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson... - Burns: How would you improve the worker situation?
Homer:
Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday... - Oh, hey ho, men. You know, I was watching the Dumont last night,
when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary... - Smithers: One of your executives has bilked the company insurance plan
out of $1000.
Burns: What!? Blast his hide to Hades! [thunder... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I...
From the same category:
- Homer: {[lowering a table out the window] Got it, Barn?}
Barney:
{[below] Got what? [crash] Ow!} Skinner: {You're stealing... - Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness
of his children more than money.
Homer: [unenthused] Right here. Man 2: Aw, you said... - Pr. Skinner: [watchs Milhouse's pathetic act]
Oh terrible,
just terrible. You know, they seem to get ... - Homer: ... and the entire steel mill was gay.
Moe:
Where you been, Homer? The entire steel *industry*... - I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities. -- Sideshow...
