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• creen: "Sixth season"] Homer: "No TV and No Beer Make Homer" something something.
  Marge: [timid] "Go Crazy"? Homer: Don't mind if I do!...
• Marge: Homer? Homey? Hmm...[notices typewriter] What he's typed will be a window into his madness.
  [reads it] "Feelin' fine". Woah! That's a relief....
• Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
  [switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
  Tomorrow, he could be smoking!...
• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
  ' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
• Homer stuffs his face] Moe: [through door] Homer?
  It's Moe. Uh, look: some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward....
• That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
• Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror V