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• Lisa: Dad, look! [holds TV up] Homer: Television! Teacher, mother, [lusty] secret lover.
  Urge to kill...fading...fading...fading -- rising!...
• Come here, you little raven! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro
• Homer: I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos!
  -- "Treehouse of Horror V...
• Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
• Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody, eats the Simpsons!
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro...
• The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...
• Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'?
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
• It's a fixer-upper. What's the problem? We get a bunch of priests in here .
  .. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro...
• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror II...