Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello?
Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America. Who may I say is
speaking to me?
Foreman: [in Japanese] He speaks English. You take it. [hands phone
to a worker]
Worker: [heavily accented] Hello, chief. Let's talk, why not?
Homer: Hello? Why am I Mr. Sparkle?
Worker: You like Mister Sparkle?
Homer: Well, I am Mr. Sparkle.
Worker: You have many question, Mr. Sparkle. I send you premium
-- answer question, hundred percent!
Homer: Hmmm!
-- "In Marge We Trust"
Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America. Who may I say is
speaking to me?
Foreman: [in Japanese] He speaks English. You take it. [hands phone
to a worker]
Worker: [heavily accented] Hello, chief. Let's talk, why not?
Homer: Hello? Why am I Mr. Sparkle?
Worker: You like Mister Sparkle?
Homer: Well, I am Mr. Sparkle.
Worker: You have many question, Mr. Sparkle. I send you premium
-- answer question, hundred percent!
Homer: Hmmm!
-- "In Marge We Trust"
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