Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.
Homer: It is?
Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.
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Homer: It is?
Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.
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Related:
- Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Marge: [writing] The magic of the season has touched us all.
Homer: Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter... - Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for... - Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low."
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Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"... - Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
And Bart... Well, we love Bart. -- Marge writes the... - Marge: A tattoo?
Homer: A what?
Bart: Yeah, they're cool,
and they last for the rest of your lives. Marge: You... - You must really love us to sink so low.
-- Bart admires Homer's working as a department store
Santa,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open... - Oh, Bart, that's so sweet. It's the best present a mother could get,
and it makes you look so dangerous. -- Marge in Bart's... - Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid .
Donna Dixon. -- Homer Simpson Simpsons Roasting...
From the same category:
- To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth... - Merchant:
Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself... - Michael:
Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons. ... - So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old
saying goes,
let your children run wild and free. -- Homer Simpson... - Why did this have to happen now, during prime time,
when TV's brightest stars come out to shine? --...
