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• Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
  Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
• Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
  Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to have a very crowded schedule.
  This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartende...
• Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker. Troy
  MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?...
• Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.
  [laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well, not much happens to me....
• Selma: Having a child? That's a big step. Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean!
  Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance...
• Homer: Hey, look what I snagged, Marge: the candy bride and groom from the wedding cake!
  [swallows them painfully, as they seem to be made in metal] [he finally succeeds, as we hear a little splash] Mmm....
• Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
  my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!...